do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day
I AM GOING TO RAGE ABOUT THIS UNTIL THEY GO AND FIX IT
MY PARENTS FINALLY UPDATED THEIR WILL AND HEALTH POLICY TO HAVE ME AN MY LIL SIS IN IT AFTER LIKE TWENTY YEARS OF IT JUST BEING MY BIG SIS AND THE LADY ON THE PHONE FUCKING SPELT MY NAME WRONG
It takes 10 books for Percy to realize Riptide can be used as an actual pen.
To clarify, Annabeth figured it out
"Real blades?" Piper noted. "Isn’t that dangerous?"
"That’s sort of the point," Annabeth said."Uh, sorry. Bad pun."
pg 51, The Lost Hero
there is always time for a shitty pun ok